Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality
Procrastinating for my film assignment and made up some EP covers for my friends’ band Sentiments
- me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
- person: *flirts with you*
- me: *sweats*
- me: ive made a huge mistake
dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
BELIEVE in yourself. believe in yourself, ask that guy out, drop that toxic friend, bury that body, elude the cops, commit more murders. you can do anything if you believe in yourself.